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penandpage:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

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buttcarrot:

shaniatween:

Girls reenacting boy selfies

second to last has the face spot-fucking-on

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laddersoftherain:

queermagicalgirls:

condesces:

i find my cosmic insignificance reassuring

the stars don’t fucking care who i am or what i do

i owe the universe nothing

i exist on my own terms

#the galaxy dont care that u messed up the thing that one time

#when existentialism becomes comforting rather than horrifying

(via wholockpotterhead)

theodd1sout:

This will help you write good.

(via wheresmy20bucksleo)

probablyharrison:

my grandma and great aunt have passed this card back and forth every birthday for almost 20 years

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buzzfeedceleb:

em-azingg:

Zac after he dropped a condom on the rep carpet! 

Never forget.

buzzfeedceleb:

em-azingg:

Zac after he dropped a condom on the rep carpet! 

Never forget.

(via iou-a-fall-ponds)

50shadesofneigh:

thesassycat:

uglyaustralian:

thesassycat:

Everytime
Every single god damn time I reach for the mouse I accidently grab my tiny violin case

why have you got a tiny violin case

for my tiny violin


how did you take that picture

50shadesofneigh:

thesassycat:

uglyaustralian:

thesassycat:

Everytime

Every single god damn time I reach for the mouse I accidently grab my tiny violin case

why have you got a tiny violin case

for my tiny violin

how did you take that picture

(via lolsofunny)

stablevertigo:

What I mean when I say “I can’t do that”- Anxiety Version:

  • I am unable to do that
  • I am too stressed out to do that
  • I cannot face the humiliation of attempting to do that
  • My body will physically not allow me to do that
  • I am on the verge of a panic attack
  • I cannot do that

What people hear:

  • I am unwilling to do that
  • I am just shy
  • I am overreacting
  • I am lazy
  • I need to get more experience in social situation to help my anxiety
  • I need a push
  • I don’t want to do that

Inspired by X

(via jessicainwonderlandx)

uppercased:

no other song is “this generation’s bohemian rhapsody”

bohemian rhapsody is every generation’s bohemian rhapsody

(via to-pick-ourselves-up-7)

cvilbrandt:

clairefarronsbutt:

NOT A QUEEN, A KHALEESI

i died

cvilbrandt:

clairefarronsbutt:

NOT A QUEEN, A KHALEESI

i died

(via to-pick-ourselves-up-7)