Anonymous said: I am going to New York in a couple weeks do you know a club I could go to that's fun and different? ;)
If you’re looking for fucked up and difficult, I’ve got just the place for you. New York’s hottest club is HWAAAAAN!
Currently taking place in the iPhone 6 waiting line outside the Apple store in Times Square, this sensible 9 to 5 rave is the brainwave of fallen-off-the-wagon-and-down-the-cliff billionaire Doperah Ginfrey.
This place has everything: Zambonis, pogo stick enthusiasts, overly touchy-feely TSA agents… And make sure to come on down this Friday for a performance by a group of human typewriters.
(Seth: … What’s a human typewriter?)
It’s that thing where you dunk a bunch of midgets in ink, then catapult them into a wall one at a time while making “tik-a-tik-a-tik” noises and then go “DING” at the end.
So yeah, that’s what I think you should do.
did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers are supposed to wait for security to break the shit apart
teenage girls will fuck your shit up